THINGS THAT ARE CUTE:

ME.
GALADRIEL.
ELVES, AND SINDAR IN PARTICULAR.
LÓTHLORIEN.
BUTTERFLIES.
CELEBRÍAN.
MY GRANDCHILDREN, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE HALF HUMAN. NOT TO WORRY, MY PRETTY HAS SAVED THEM.
ELEBRETH. A ELEBRETH GILTHORNIEN.
HOBBITS.
HOBBITS THAT PRETEND LIKE THEY HAVE GREAT BURDENS RESTING ON THEIR SHOULDERS. I WANTED TO KEEP IT, BUT GALADRIEL SAID I COULD NOT.

THINGS THAT ARE NOT CUTE:

NAUGRIM.
ROUNDEARED MORTALS.
ORCS.
DARK LORDS.
HORSES.
NOLDOR.
GALADRIEL'S HALF-COUSINS IN PARTICULAR.
BAD HAIRDAYS.
ITCHY WOOL.
ROUND EARS.
BEARDS.
SPIDERS.
BEARDS. IT DESERVED TO BE MENTIONED TWICE, IT IS THAT NOT CUTE.
ELROND. HE IS HALF HUMAN, NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. I JUST WOULD HAVE WANTED DIFFERENTLY FOR MY DAUGHTER. ALSO, HE IS A NOLDO.
ELF-NAUGRIM RELATIONSHIPS. I DO NOT WISH TO JUDGE, BUT I AM SUSPICIOUS OF LEGOLAS THRANDUILION'S RELATIONSHIP WITH THE DWARF. I DO NOT APPROVE OF INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIPS.
NAUGRIM PINING FOR MY WIFE. SHE IS MUCH TOO PRETTY FOR YOU, GUMBLI.