I AM CELEBORN LORD OF LÓTHLORIEN. MY QUENYA NAME IS TELEPORNO WHICH MY WIFE SAYS FITS ME VERY WELL.

I SAID THAT OF COURSE IT DID, IT MEANT TALL SILVER TREE, WHICH FITS ME WELL BECAUSE I AM A TALL SILVERHAIRED WOODELF.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WOMAN.

GALADRIEL IS MY WIFE. SHE IS THE FIERCEST ELF WOMAN EVER AND I AM THE LUCKIEST ELF EVER TO HAVE MARRIED HER. SHE MADE ME THAT ICON. IS IT NOT FAIR BEYOND COMPARE? I LOVE GALADRIEL. SHE BUYS ME SHINY THINGS AND SHE THINKS SO I DO NOT HAVE TO.

SHE SAYS I AM HER ARM CANDY BECAUSE I AM PRETTY.

I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS WEBSITE IS INFESTED WITH MORTAL MEN - NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT - AND GALADRIEL SAYS IT NEEDED A LITTLE CLASS. SO HERE I AM!