!!!IMPORTANT!!!

I AM SURE YOU ALL ARE WONDERING HOW I KEEP MY LOVELY HAIR SO LUSTROUS AND PERFECT.

BECAUSE I AM A KIND SOUL, I WILL REVEAL TO YOU MY SECRETS, AND I EXPECT YOUR THANKS FOR LATER. THE PROPER WAY TO WASH YOUR HAIR! YOU NEED THE RIGHT SHAMPOO!

I MYSELF ONLY USE THE VERY FINE SHAMPOO GALADRIEL MAKES FOR ME, BECAUSE SHE WANTS MY HAIR TO LOOK VERY PRETTY SO THAT SHE ALSO LOOKS PRETTY. I THINK SHE ALWAYS LOOKS PRETTY BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WOULD NOT HAVE MARRIED HER. SHE SAYS ALSO THAT SHE MARRIED ME BECAUSE I AM PRETTY AND I TOLD HER, YES, I KNOW.

SO THAT IS WHY SHE MAKES MY SHAMPOO. FOR YOU LESSER BEINGS, I SUGGEST THE VERY FINE SHAMPOO MADE BY THE ELVES OF TAUR-NU-FUIN. I DO WARN YOU, HOWEVER, THAT YOU SHOULD NOT DRINK IT; THE TAUR-NU-FUIN ELVES, I HEAR, ARE ALCOHOLICS. I DO NOT WISH TO JUDGE, BUT I DO NOT APPROVE OF THAT.

AND YOU MUST WASH YOUR HAIR WITH UTMOST CARE IN LUKE-WARM WATER, SO AS TO NOT HURT YOUR HAIR. IT IS VERY SENSITIVE, EVEN IF YOURS IS NOT AS PRETTY AS MINE.

RINSE IT OUT, BUT DO NOT WRING YOUR HAIR OR YOU WILL BREAK IT!!!!

NEXT UP, I WILL TEACH YOU THE TINCO TO WILYA OF HAIR PRODUCT! STAY TUNED!!!